You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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