hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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