I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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