just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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