you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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