I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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