sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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