its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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