I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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