Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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