Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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