people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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