just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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