This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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