what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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