Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
it glows. i had to have it.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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