In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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