Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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