Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If I die, sorry about rent.
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