watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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