I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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