Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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