U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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