Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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