Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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