let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Two words: blizzard sex
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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