big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
why is half of my head shaved?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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