when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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