: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I touched a dick in church today
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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