When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Randomize
