I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He kissed a someone with a penis
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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