The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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