Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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