And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
