I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You're like the curious george of whores
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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