It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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