Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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