Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We left an ass print on the piano.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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