You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Acid is not a monday night drug
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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