Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
