glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He did a backflip because drugs
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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