the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
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Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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