when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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