I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
sex in a hospital.. check
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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