You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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