we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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