She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I need a beard to bite.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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