my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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