The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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