You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
