Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize