I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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