new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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