Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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