Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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