.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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